![]() ![]() ![]() Playing this game was a mistake so terrible even the game tried to prevent you from making it. This is an entire game programmed by annoyed parents pretending to care about what their kids like. They just float there, saying, “See, some of your stupid Transformer stuff.” They missed the point so hard they misspelled the game’s name as “Comvoy.” Never has one letter said so much: “We can’t even be bothered to fix errors on the label, so just imagine what the code’s like.” Most of the bosses are just floating Decepticon symbols. That should be the name of a game that wins the Nobel Prize for Video Games. With a Japanese launch title of “Fight! Super Robot Life-Form Transformers: Mystery of Convoy,” it may be the greatest waste of a game title in recorded history. ![]() Transformers: Mystery of Convoywasn’t just a waste of the name Transformers. ![]()
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